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Reported by Olly @ Trackitdown on August 21, 2006

“He possessed the secret of going unbelievably slowly. By the end he was in quite an altered state of mind.” (Guardian)

Masturbate-a-thon organiser/ sexologist Dr Carol Queen recalls watching the world masturbation champion’s eight and a half hour record-breaking wank.



“People think Germans have no sense of humour but they’re wrong. Python is a perfect fit because we like to take the piss out of ourselves.” (Mixmag)

Monty Python fan Paul Van Dyk continues to confront cultural stereotypes.


“Dean, Carl and I were kind of falling out because Dean and I didn’t want to leave the studio. I mean, come on, man! We were sitting there smoking joints all day and making music- what in life could be better?” (3D World)

Chicken Lips producer Andy Meacham recalls the last days of seminal early 90s rave/ house band Bizarre Inc.


" The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation. Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better.” (Daily Mirror)

Redheads have the most sex, according to a new study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermeh.


"With these new guidelines being promulgated there will definitely be some movement that may take years, but a significant portion of federal testing will rely on hair.”

Dr.  Bruce Goldberger, professor and director of toxicology at the University of Florida College of Medicine at Gainesville confirms that US authorities are irrevocably committed to replacing urine drug tests with hair tests.


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