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Men’s BodyShavers Add An Extra Inch ::

Reported by Olly @ Trackitdown on February 19, 2007

Giant electronic conglomerate Philips Norelco have launched a new body shaver product for men which promises to add ‘an extra optical inch’ for men who use it for shaving their crotch.

Philips suggest ‘women prefer a well groomed man’ on the Bodygroom’s website and predict women will be so impressed with ‘a new you in the bedroom’ that they’ll ‘eat yoghurt off your ***”.

"Let me tell you, this whole issue used to make me quite uncomfortable,” an actor on the site admits, “But now, with a hair-free back, well-groomed shoulders and an extra optical inch on my c -- , let's just say life has gotten pretty darn cozy,” he adds.

The product received enthusiastic backing from San Francisco Chronicle writer Mark Morford who suggested it’s already huge commercial success means American men are accepting that ‘the general trimming of body hair isn't just for transvestites and gay porn stars and metrosexual writers anymore.’

“In other words, caring about this sort of thing doesn't make you gay, or stupid, or emasculated. It just makes you hot,” he added, “And besides, who wouldn't want the pleasure of an extra optical inch?”

In more underwear news, Newsweek reported that sales of men's knickers climbed 14 percent to $3.6 billion last year, as more and more men buy designer pants such as C-in2's package enhancing wonderbra style briefs the Sling.

"We have a customer from Wall Street that swears by our thong because he doesn't want a visible panty line," C-In-2 chief Jason Zambuto told Newsweek. (Male enhancer underwear) (Thongs)

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