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Deutsche Disco Girl In Hamburger Horror :: Skrufff.com

Reported by Olly @ Trackitdown on April 10, 2007

An angry clubber almost bit off more than she could chew last week when biting into a Hamburger at a nightspot in Germany.

Natascha Mueller, 23, was arrested by cops after she admitted attempting to bite off the manhood of Andreas Baum, 39, after she became irritated by him persistently hassling her on the dancefloor of Hamburg club.

"She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need',” Baum said afterwards, “Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Christmas, and then she bit me. The pain was incredible. She almost bit it off."

Ms Mueller was later found to be six times over the drink drive limit

In more body modification news, a 30 year old man suffered uncontrollable bleeding after his crotch and manhood became caught in the machinery at a saw mill in Australia. Local newspaper Adelaide Now said the unidentified victim got caught in a chain at the Parafield Gardens Saw Mill and was rushed to hospital where his injuries were said to be ‘not serious’

"He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws," a company spokesman told Adelaide Now.

Jonty Skrufff (Skrufff.com)