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Solo Sex Criminals Caught Out :: Skrufff.com

Reported by Kris [Trackitdown.net] on September 22, 2008

A 60 year old Japanese man was this week facing charges of violating local waste management laws after he confessed to dumping his high tech sex doll in a remote forest in Shizuoka.

The litter lout was busted after a couple reportedly stumbled upon the doll which has been left bound and gagged in a plastic bag and mistook it for a corpse, prompting police to rush to the scene before concluding that a prankster had left the doll as a joke. The man later handed himself in after learning that cops launched a countrywide media driven dragnet, and revealed that he’d lived with the doll for years after being widowed, deciding to dump her only after being invited to live with his kids.

“It seems he grew attached to the doll over the years,” a Shizuoka police spokesman told reporters, “He was confused about how to get rid of her. He thought it would be cruel to cut her up into pieces and throw her out with the trash, so he proceeded to dump her illegally.”

In more solo sex news, an American man was this week arrested after he was caught havig sex with a Toyota 4X4 SUV (sports utility vehicle). The unnamed balding man was filmed with his trousers round his ankles, pleasuring the front of black Toyota in broad daylight, in a video which has since appeared on Youtube (see below).He was arrested moments later, after pulling his trouser back up and staggering across the road towards a telephone box.

Meanwhile in Turkey an irate hotelier sacked his entire male staff and replaced them with women this week after becoming fed up with his male staff skiving off work to take advantage of love sick lonely guests.

"The waiters would prey on older English women staying at the hotel. They would wait for them to come back from nights out - often drunk - then seduce them,” Mr Pelin Yucel told the Daily Telegraph.

“They would have one guest one week, wave goodbye to her, and eye up the new guests as they arrived. It was hell,” he added.

Jonty Skrufff (Skrufff.com)