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Alan Braxe Pissed About Pissing Claim

Reported by JontySkrufff on December 27, 2011

French house star Alan Braxe has responded angrily to claims he urinated on stage at San Francisco’s Club DNA last week after the venue accused him of ‘pissing on our back-wall curtain instead of using the restroom which is twenty feet away’ in the middle of his performance.

“After his set, when we had tossed him out, he was aghast that we chose not to let him back in. We said that we’d be happy to let him in if he paid us what it was going to cost to have the curtain cleaned. He declined,” said Club DNA’s official blogger.

“Also he threatened to sue us. “For what?” I inquired. “Because I wouldn’t come out and talk to him,” Barry tells me.” ( )

I want to personally address the rumors that are going around various online media and press, in which I am accused of “pissing on a back-wall curtain” during a DJ set in San Francisco. Firstly, these rumors are FALSE,” Braxe responded on a statement issued via Facebook.

“I DID NOT and WOULD NOT ever urinate on or damage a venue’s or anybody else’s property. The accusation of a “bladder problem” is also false, and offensive!”

“This personal attack on my nature and artistic image is distasteful, hurtful and it is something that I will be taking very seriously,” he added. (Facebook; ) (DNALounge: (December 18): Last night one of our customers shit his pants. I'm pretty sure it was unintentional, however. I was just marveling last night that there were a few years of our operation here before we knew about Spill Magic. It's kind of hard to even fathom that. These days, we buy it by the 55 gallon drum . . .”) (Pissoir Etiquette guide)

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