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Britain’s Filthiest Sex Fiend Strikes Again

Reported by Joshua [Trackitdown] on July 17, 2012

Cornish cow manure fanatic David Truscott was this week languishing in jail again after being caught for the third time masturbating while wallowing in a quagmire of cow dung.

Mr Truscott, now 41, was busted at exactly the same farm he’d previously been caught canoodling by himself in a muck-spreader.

Though on a previous occasion he was discovered by cops wearing ‘shiny red shorts and latex gloves’ this time he was naked, and was remanded in custody for violating a restraining order imposed in 2009.

“There is a history of his visiting this particular farm seeking sexual gratification while immersed in cow dung and mud,” prosecutor Jill Wilson told Truro Court, “This is the only place he seeks to gratify himself in this particular manner. It goes back seven years.”

Her comments struck a chilling chord with those of previous prosecutor Simon Jones, who handled the slurry fiend’s case when he was busted in 2009.

“It’s been some five years now and it’s the same farm this chap goes to. It is obviously very frustrating for them,” a police spokesman said the last time he was caught.

“They expected him to re-offend and he did. The farmer spotted him and called the police. When police found him he admitted what he had done in the manure.”

Though Truscott’s relatively unusual faecal fetish involved no other person, he was also previously convicted of setting fire on a number of occasions to outbuildings and machinery belonging to the long suffering farmer Clive Roth. At an earlier court hearing six years ago it was also revealed he ‘owned 360 pairs of knickers and slept in ladies’ pyjamas’. 

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